Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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