Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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