Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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