only if we run a train.
done.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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