worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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