Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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