He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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