I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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