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Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before

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(847): View more from Illinois

O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.

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(818): View more from California

dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks

(626): View more from California

well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person

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(256): View more from Alabama

Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

this is a time for prayers...seriously

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.

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(813): View more from Florida

Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....

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(829): View more from Dominican Rep

I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch

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