Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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