the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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