i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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