I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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