I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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