I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
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I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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