Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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