why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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