if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
