Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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