Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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