mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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