I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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