for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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