the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Pants are for mortals
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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