She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
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