what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i've created a new STD.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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