so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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