Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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