I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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