Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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