Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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