State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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