I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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