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say what?
wanna hang out?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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