strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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