READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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