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• (415): View more from California

  i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.

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• (631): View more from New York

  AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Maybe he just has a boisterous penis

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true

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• (315): View more from New York

  apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg

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• (914): View more from New York

  And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.

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  I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029

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• (863): View more from Florida

  YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say

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