I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize