pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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