he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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