On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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