Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
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I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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