I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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