Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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