Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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