Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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