oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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