Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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