Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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