I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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