Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
