hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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