Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
