Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I will be naked everywhere
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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